Saturday, January 08, 2011

Samdroid

  • The server admin for any RO server programs the warper NPC to teleport Samdroid to maps where MVPs don't drop cards. That is why he has got none till date.

Zhennae

  • Zhennae can deal 80% extra magical damage with a quad-bloody weapon.

plsheal

  • plsheal can kill Angeling using Turn Undead.
  • plsheal can win a negotiation with the Dark Lord.

BlackAngel

  • BlackAngel can kill any opponent by talking to that player or monster.
  • BlackAngel can kill Unstoppable (unbelievable, but true!)

FIRE RAVEN

  • FIRE RAVEN doesn't need donation equipments. Donation equipments need him.
  • FIRE RAVEN only hunts male monsters. The females get heart attacks just by looking at him.
  • Thor Volcano used to be a swamp until FIRE RAVEN used it for a picnic spot.

Fallen-Z

  • Fallen-Z never breaks a weapon while over-refining. The game client is too outdated to register his refining limits.
  • MvPs move after Fallen-Z hammerfalls them because they are too stunned for their bodies to realize when to stop moving.

Vite Falcon

  • Vite Falcon can make a game master bot.
  • Merman used to spawn in all five levels of Byalan. It retreated to levels 4 and 5 when Vite Falcon started hunting in level 3.
  • Vite Falcon can use 2-Hand Quicken without a weapon.

Unstoppable

  • Ragnarok game designers were forced to add a huge skill delay and SP drain to justify Unstoppable's normal hits. It was called Asura Strike.
  • In the beginning there was Increase Agi. Unstoppable started walking and then there was Snap.
  • And the day came to pass that Unstoppable should accidentally break the Baphomet's hip while bullying other creatures with spirit bombs. The skill since then has been called Gate of Hell and the Baphomet still can't walk without his stick…er…scythe.
  • Unstoppable doesn't need to level up. He just clears the maps so other players can get some experience.
  • Unstoppable can kill a player in a non-PVP map.
  • Ragnarok designers were again forced to introduce MvPs to stop Unstoppable from killing the game masters.

Tollraider

  • No game master came to Loki because they feared Tollraider might ban them if they did.
  • Tollraider can bot till level 255 on a level 99 server.
  • Tollraider does not lust for wealth or women. Distracting him requires courage, endurance and a pornographic video he can't resist.

RobenhooD (Hawkai)

  • RobenhooD can outlevel a bot.

ProfessorG-2 (Warlord Ares)

  • ProfessorG-2 once scared the shit out of Orc Zombies. That shit was later christened "Emperium".
  • Sting isn't a monster. It's the result of ProfessorG-2's radioactive loose motion in Glast Heim.
  • ProfessorG-2 can use auto-counter on the emperium.
  • There are four known types of knights in Ragnarok - spear, sword, hybrid and ProfessorG-2
  • ProfessorG-2 once challenged a man to a tongue twister. The loser is now an NPC.
  • Question: What is the one item that a poring never dares to loot?
    Answer: A poopoo hat dropped by ProfessorG-2.

Crash Tester

  • Crash Tester once won the 100m gold medal by moonwalking. Other assassins copied this move and called it "Backsliding".
  • Crash Tester doesn't need to break an emperium. He just stands next to it and waits for the strikes missing him to destroy the rock.
  • Question: Why do thief bugs steal?
    Answer: Because Crash Tester stole their money.