Saturday, January 08, 2011

Crash Tester

  • Crash Tester once won the 100m gold medal by moonwalking. Other assassins copied this move and called it "Backsliding".
  • Crash Tester doesn't need to break an emperium. He just stands next to it and waits for the strikes missing him to destroy the rock.
  • Question: Why do thief bugs steal?
    Answer: Because Crash Tester stole their money.

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